Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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