I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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