can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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