she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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