Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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