Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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