sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
