the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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