Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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