babies were throwing up all over the place
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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