He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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