Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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