Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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