Don't you send me to vm
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
