Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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