butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
