You can't special order awesome
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I know her cup size but not her name....
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