Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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