what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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