If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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