I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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