I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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