i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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