No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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