I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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