i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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