just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
