Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize
