NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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