Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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