i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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