I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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