I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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