Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My vagina just recognized that song.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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