doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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