You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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