Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
