i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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