they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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