They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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