I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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