glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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