Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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