Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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