im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
