I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
no, he came in my armpit
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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