i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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