at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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