Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Im part way to drunk.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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