I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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