i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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